The Lie-a-day is a little tradition I started on my Facebook account. I took a break for a couple months but now I’m doing it again. I’ll collect them and put them up on this blog on occasion!
12/29/2008 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: I collect seashells.
12/30/2008 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: Seeing a crab has never, not even once, made me cry in fear.
12/31/2008 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: my first CD ever was Chinese Democracy.
01/02/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: If you were to stack all the Nick Elmers on top of each other you would have a length that could reach the moon and back twice.
01/05/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: the first cup of tea I drank was given to me by my saxophone teacher who was very sick that day.
01/06/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: the intertwined proportions and ratios of my bones make my skeleton a simple machine for throwing the mightiest of fastballs.
01/07/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: When using an umbrella I spin it constantly as a tribute/reminder for lawn sprinklers in general.
01/08/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: Top 3 Favorite Dreams I’ve had are all about astronauts and the perils that come with being astronauts.
01/09/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: Allen Walter of Alden, Minnesota is the current world record holder for the largest collection of Nick Elmer’s.
01/12/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: Until the age of 7, I believed Pizza Hut was called Pizza Hat because of the red Sunday dress hat on top of the logo.
01/13/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: Contrary to popular belief, Nicholas Elmer did not perish with the dinosaurs but instead lives on in many Florida swamps.
01/14/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: I enjoy the thrill of walking down stairs in the dark while trying my hardest to not keep count of the steps that remain.
01/15/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: My first crush on a girl ended pleasantly with her politely letting me know she did not feel the same instead of using violence.
01/16/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: I opted not to take lunch in high school because of a tator tot phobia, not because I wanted to take extra classes.
01/20/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: King of Prussia Mall and any Macy’s store, for whatever reason, make me feel like I have warm sand between my toes. Not carsick.
01/21/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: My first piano recital was in a church and it was also the first time I had ever heard a nun yawn rudely.
01/22/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: As long as the crack is large enough for its beak, a Nick Elmer will be able to squeeze its body through.
01/23/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: The limited edition Nick Elmer’s come with a bonus DVD filled with bloopers and commentary tracks by a bunch of mouth breathers.
01/26/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: When I was in middle school I started the band “Stupid Idiot and the Your Ugly Faces.”
01/27/2009 – Nicholas tells a lie about himself a day: Though not very bright, if you put enough Nick Elmers in a jar they will produce just enough light to help you find your way.
What I learned today:If you walk into a Wawa where everyone is very silent and looking at you strangely you probably have a booger on your face.
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