I just ate a whole box of Kashi cereal for dinner and I’m still riding that buzz. Sorry if this post is a little hectic.

HEY. Mass Effect 3 is a thing! I’m only 10 hours into it so far so please no spoilers. Word around the block is that it’s a stinker and so far I have to agree. The game appears to be going after a more mainstream audience by telling a story about Sheppard rather than letting you be Sheppard in the story. This means sometimes the game has Sheppard do some things I never would have her do. Things like be good friends with the character Ashley. No way! Ashley’s the worst!

Ashley was mildly space-raciest in the first Mass Effect. Nothing that would get her fired from a job but enough to make some meals with friends super awkward. Then, in the second game she stopped being Sheppard’s friend because Sheppard died and came back to life and Ashley hates that. NOW, after being a total dinkbat to Sheppard at the beginning of Mass Effect 3 they’re best friends? Well game, that’s just not true. That’s not true because TALI IS SHEPPARD’S BEST FRIEND.

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Oh yeah! This comic is about Wolf taking a test.

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